I hung Christmas lights up on my MusingS website last night….tra la la…
This morning I’m on the prowl for the UPS man and I hate UPS. I think UPS stands for U People Suck. In fact I know it does. But here I am on UPS alert. Geesh….I need to get a life. Ever notice that most UPS guys are not smiling like on the ads they show? If I had to dress up like a piece of shit every day I wouldn’t be smiling about it either.
I wonder if I got a Christmas present today if I could wait until Christmas Day to open it. Hmmm… I doubt I could wait 3 minutes to open this one. The sick part is I haven’t a clue what it is. For some reason I’m thinkin’ maybe some software. Honestly, “he” could have sent an empty box and I woulda kept it. Why do some people just have that effect? And why can’t you just buy that in pill form?
Unger’s 9-year-old Rotweiller Astro had a stroke yesterday. She lost the use of her right side. She can’t stand up or move on her own. He has no choice but to put her to sleep. I have never even seen this dog, and it makes me feel so bad. This is the first time I ever saw Unger close to tears. He said she was acting normally and then all the sudden slumped up against the wall. Horrible. I asked him why he named her Astro and he looks at me with a totally serious look and says “cause I was driving an Astro van when I picked her up from the breeder.” Hahahahaha!
Unger’s dog quandary reminds me of the mess I went through with Webster. Last night I finally figured out how to use my pc cam to take snapshots. Woohooo!!! So I was trying to get my fur hangars to both stand close to each other so I could take a group shot. The only thing they would stand within close proximity of each other for was the promise of cheese. I need to tape a piece of cheese to the cam. I think they’re cute. I think they’re to die for cute. But I’m completely biased.
This morning when I called my dogs back into the house, Nikki came right in like the good girl that she always has been but….Webster stood there looking at me like “No”. So I call him in again “C’mon Webster”. He does the same thing only now he sits down as if to say “Fuck you!” And wouldn’t you know…. “Bucky” comes over to the door and says “Weeeebstteeeerrrrrrrr…come in here.” And the damn dog comes trotting in and I swear that fucker had a smile on his face.
Achin for a good dog that listens…
PoeticaL
Bad dog you bad dog you bad dog you bad dog
Playful dog with trouble and spice nasty nice nasty nice
Slip the lead fight fight my bark is softer than my bite
Roll over roll over mock each chewing spewing mouthful
Hammer hammer teeth nails bad dog bad dog
Good girl pat pat bad dog smack smack