Friday, Dec. 07, 2001

Happy

I got an email today that said “hi Sunshine” This has got to be the cutest thing cause the person that sent it is so non-cutsey and I know it was a dry joke. My friend sent it last week and I replied “PoeticaL falls off her chair and gets a bump on her head.” Now he’s been doing it every day since. He’s on vacation for 2 weeks and I think he’s getting slap-happy. Everyday I get an email that says “I’m eating ice cream and sitting in my boxers” or “I’m drinking wine and waxing poetic about the Discovery channel.” I wish I was on vacation. Soon….. I’ll be off a long time for Christmas.

This was supposed to be a joke I’m sure..but how funny… “MY POETRY KILLS COWS…hahaha I AGREE!”

I am a Fish with a Bicycle. My poetry kills cows, but only with an acute sunset. Four score bald men take their coffee for a walk with my conveyer belt. Death pays those who interfere with my green amusement. Are your giraffes on fire? The Utterly Surreal Test

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It’s Friday and I just want to go home. I don’t want to do anything but go home. And rip my clothes off and lay under the fan. *S* It’s a fan kinda day. I’m feeling happy go lucky and this never happens to me. I just want to go get some Corona, rent a movie, pet my doggies and grin all night. I feel happy all over. And nothing happened to “make” me this way. I just decided to BE HAPPY!