I have decided today in light of this horrible hair day that I am going to go get a “real” haircut somewhere better than cheap ass Super Cuts. Last year I was going to this place called Salon Vole’ and my hair always looked great. I can’t remember her name now, but she has a really cool tattoo on the back of her neck and I liked her. She was cool. She did amazing things to my hair. Just always too short. Hmm..wonder if I find her again if she’ll whack all my hair off. Maybe if I go to the salon with a t-shirt on that says “I kill Heidi Haircut Givers” across the front that won’t happen to me again. Just maybe.

Blue Joules is playing soon. I sent my bud Rich a joke email yesterday and he emailed me back and said come to the show…. So I think I’m gonna get a babysitter for “Bucky” and go. I love hangin’ with those guys and I really miss that vibe when I’m away from it. I need to drink purple mind erasers and get crazy. Funny I always say that then I get there and have 2 or 3 Corona’s and a Heineken and I’m leaning against someone talking slurred and I never down any shots. But I always sing along to my song.

I’m thinking about getting a tattoo of a pill to commemorate that one success in life. Maybe a bottle of pills. Hmm…let me look for something. Hmm..am I crazy? Tattoos hurt to get and I already have one. How about STUPID right on my forehead?

I just got this email…

From: Sharon Sharon@MyHealthPals.com

To: poeticalgirl@hotmail.com

Subject: Found support in Hair Loss?

Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2001 10 :04 :20 –0500

Just curious. Did you find enough support ?

Sharon

What the ? I never heard of My Health Pals and I don’t have hair loss. I have “messy” hair syndrome and a slight messy hair complex about it. Thanks to “him”. Tee hee…. I need to go to a salon and say “give me neat hair”. I bet she’ll look at all my hair and just shave my damn head and I’ll look like my co-worker Unger. lol

Speaking of Unger… for about 3 months now I have been putting fingerprints on his computer screen at work after I put my lotion on. He’s a neat freak (like Felix Unger of the Odd Couple) and I sit and quietly giggle as I watch him look for Windex and clean his monitor day after day because I smeared my greasy lotion fingers on his screen. This morning I came to work to find a big huge smear of hand lotion all over my monitor screen. And I mean BIG!!!! The funniest part of it all was that Unger was sitting over at his desk laughing so hard I thought he was going to piss his pants. I guess he figured out who the culprit was! It sure took long enough. Now who am I going to secretly torture..hmmm…let me think. Delboy…what could I do to Delboy???? Whatever it is…I’m sure it’ll be killer cause I’m so wicked bad.

Achin’ to brush my hair…

PoeticaL

Gimme a head with hair

Long beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming,

Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Hair

(hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)

Throw it, show it

Long as I can grow it

My hair

-Cowsills